It's been a slow news week for Bowdoin Skiing, but that's all over now. Summer break is over, which means that it's time to announce the final Sophomore Men Responsibility Rankings. Here's how it all went down:
Sanville jumped out to an early lead and never looked back - he buried the field and cruised to an easy win. Polasky and Spencer were locked in a tie for the better part of the summer before Polasky broke away to claim a solid second. Could Spencer hold on for third? No! Wilson, the early favorite for Comeback Skier of the Year, overtook him with a strong late season effort, leaving Spencer languishing in fourth. Sadly, Scott and Woody stayed mired in the basement throughout the summer, providing no basis for distinguishing between the two of them.
So, it's official: Sanville is the most responsible sophomore man on the team, and thus he'll be our chosen driver in any emergency situation.
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2 comments:
It's not clear what the criteria are for the category of most responsible sophomore male skier... but, then again, maybe we don't want to know!
(A parent)
"Most responsible" is very narrowly defined as the person who did the best job keeping in touch this summer - not really appropriately titled at all. By the way, those who are familiar with Sanville's driving record should rest assured that the assignment of emergency driving duties is merely symbolic and won't ever be put into practice.
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