Wilson is unimpressed. From Utah, he writes:
As the champion of oneupsmanship (I'm going to leave that as one word because I have no idea how else one would spell it): You think that your 6-10'' is a big storm? This is what Alta looked like today:


Men | |
James | 01:37.1 |
Riley | 01:37.3 |
Wilson | 01:40.4 |
Spencer | 01:40.9 |
Scott | 01:43.2 |
Rainer | 01:45.0 |
Mark | 01:49.6 |
Women | |
Grace | 01:58.8 |
Kaitlynn | 02:00.9 |
Steph | 02:01.1 |
Hannah | 02:05.3 |
Wilson | 9:39 | |
Scott | 10:43 | |
James | 10:45 | |
Rainer | 11:20 | |
Riley | 11:40 | |
Mark | 12:19 | |
Spencer | 12:25 | broken wheel |
Dan | 13:05 | no poles |
Grace | 13:03 | |
Kaitlynn | 13:08 | |
Hannah | 13:36 | |
Steph | 14:30 | |
Emma | 15:18 | |
Classic | ||
Wilson | 11:16 | |
James | 11:22 | |
Spencer | 11:38 | |
Scott | 12:13 | |
Rainer | 12:45 | |
Riley | 13:36 | |
Mark | 13:45 | |
Dan | 16:00 | no poles |
Hannah | 14:30 | |
Kaitlynn | 14:42 | |
Steph | 14:51 | |
Emma | 15:18 | |
Grace | 15:30 |
The people who live here could also be considered life threatening. First of all, they’re terrible TERRIBLE drivers. I experience a near miss pretty much every day. Then, after they almost run me over, they force me to jump off dangerous things into more dangerous things. Like a thread swing—not a rope swing—attached to a really high tree over a croc-infested river. “No worries mate,” the Aussies say, “they’re only baby crocs in this river” (because that makes sense…). Baby crocs could still take off a hefty portion of a leg, if I had to gander a guess. Tip of the day: When defending yourself against a croc, go for the eyes; it’s their weakness. There are also plenty of cliffs and rocks and pirate ships and top sails that I’ve been forced to jump off of. All the while, copious amounts of non-alcoholic beverages have been forced down my throat. I daresay I’ll be lucky to return home in one piece with fully functioning organs. We must forgive them though, for 20% of Aussies descend from British convicts.
My Australian experience has also made me appreciate some of the simpler things in life, aside from my general sense of security, most of which are food related.
1) Free ketchup. Most restaurants make you pay for ketchup, and most of the time it’s around $1. Absurd? I know Nathan will say YES. Also, it’s not ketchup; it’s tomato sauce.
2) Raspberry/Strawberry
3) Single sex bathrooms. Alas, I’ll be sharing a bathroom with Chris and Spencer next semester, but even the latter will be cleaner than a 17yr old Aussie boy.
4) Now, I don’t eat pop tarts on a regular basis—in fact I think my last one was from my high school’s vending machine, but pop tarts cost $14 here. That is ridiculous.
5) Cereal at every meal. They have some delicious cereal here, and I would much rather eat delicious cereal than mystery meat slop. Unfortunately, cereal is around $8 a box, so they can’t afford to let me eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Hence the PB&J situation.
6) Dunkin Donuts. The first thing I’m buying when I return is an ice coffee and a chocolate glaze donut. ‘nough said.
Unfortunately, the list goes on and on, but I don’t want to bore you with complaints. Let’s just say, I’ll be happy to be back in the US of A in 6 weeks, where ketchup and jam flow freely, and where I’ll be greeted by the open arms of my two families: my parental unit and my Nordic ski team.
Also, ancient coral knows what’s up. Just like the ancient Egyptians.
Men | |
Alec | 01:38.7 |
James | 01:39.1 |
Riley | 01:41.3 |
Wilson | 01:47.3 |
Mark | 01:48.0 |
Scott | 01:48.6 |
Rainer | 01:55.2 |
Women | |
Emma | 01:52.9 |
Steph | 01:58.9 |
Kaitlynn | 02:02.7 |
Hannah | 02:03.8 |
Grace | 02:05.4 |
Grace | 12:35 |
Hannah | 13:23 |
Kaitlynn | 14:12 |
Steph | 14:41 |
Emma | 14:50 |
Emma | 14:16 |
Hannah | 14:28 |
Kaitlynn | 15:12 |
Steph | 15:14 |
Grace | 17:04 |
Alec | 11:21 |
James | 11:33 |
Marc | 12:09 |
Rainer | 12:12 |
Riley | 12:48 |
James | 12:31 |
Alec | 12:53 |
Riley | 13:48 |
Rainer | 13:54 |
Marc | 14:46 |
For those of you who don’t know, I’m spending the semester in
Now I’m in
Most of you probably don’t know that name, but as you’ve hopefully guessed by the first part of the story, Gunnar and I skied against each other in high school. He’s from
In short, at the far corner of the globe, over 5,000 miles away from home, in the middle of a desert country, I run into another Nordic Skier. This leads me to believe that there is something very odd and possibly sinister at work. I’ll call it an international ski conspiracy. No matter where I go, no matter how far I flee, skiers that I know will be there following me. I have no idea how large this organization is, but I’m sure its well waxed, scraped, and brushed tentacles stretch all the way to the most Northern frozen tip or Norway to the sunny Southern outback of Australia. I’m onto them now and its only a matter of time before I figure what they’re up to and why they’re following me. Sound far-fetched? How else do you explain how EVERYONE in
Don’t Race the Train
In
Don’t Race the Train Day is where you come to class, sit down, and the first thing out of the instructor’s mouth is, “Don’t race the train. The train will win, and you will die.” She says it again and then for the next two hours and fifty-eight minutes you watch videos of cars that have tried to beat trains. In every single video the car just gets smoked and the train chugs along like nothing happened. Don’t race the train. The train will win, and you will die.
I don’t know how familiar you are with Mt. Washington, but, and I kind of think this is B.S., there is both an auto-road that winds its way up to the top and a strange contraption called the cog train. I knew about the road, but not the train. So, as we came down
Now, like I said, and I kind of think this stems from being a Nordic skier, I think motorized transportation to the top of mountains is kind of a big stinking pile of B.S. When that deceptively slow moving train came into view, I was struck by sudden inspiration. I could race the train. I could run alongside it, beat it to the top of
These thoughts in mind, I booked it down the little of Jefferson we had left (we were already running), and then started up
During those two shorts beelines after the train, I easily discovered a new max heart rate. Consequently, shortly thereafter, I died. I absolutely bonked, though I did my best to hide from my three fellow hikers. It wasn’t until I stumbled into the
I know that a lot of you are doing some pretty cool things this summer. Maren is in
Those of you who regularly follow the blog already know how Scott and I did a sick workout on Saturday, but that’s not actually the beginning. This story starts in
Taking one bite of that delicious pizza (seriously, if you’re ever in
The next morning I woke up early, packed the car, woke Slongwell, and we headed out to what I already talked about in Part I (I didn’t realize that you lived in the Sugarloaf area, Emma, I will totally call you next time I’m out there). What I didn’t tell you, was that afterward we went back to the river and found a series of small waterfalls that, when you sat beneath them, gave nature-based back massages. The cool water calmed my aching muscles and the rocks still retained their heat from earlier that day, acting like warm, though not in the least fuzzy, towels. On the way home we stopped at McDonald’s for milkshakes and I indulged in a medium fries - best recovery food ever.
Early that week I had been invited to go to
You see, this summer
We woke up late the next day (Monday by this point, Scott and I both took the day off), and cranked out an absolutely amazing two-hour run.
And that’s really about it. That epic? I don’t know. No, actually, I do, and here’s why: We did do some pretty cool things this weekend, had some sick work outs, communed with nature, etc., but the truly epic part was just spending time with fellow ski team friends. College presents a number of really unique opportunities while you’re there, but skiing is a doubtlessly individual experience within that range of once in a life time possibilities provided in college. Traveling all over the Northeast (to New Hampshire and back) with a group of people who before you even realize it you’ve become incredibly close and attached to, eating cooking, napping, skiing, training with them, is so incredibly, epically fun. I believe it to be a trait absolutely individual to the Nordic Ski Team because of its size, closeness, and own strange flavors of personality. It’s what I once described to a girl I was hitting on (failure, again) as living the Nordic-Ski-Rock-Star-Life-Style. Though I’m jealous beyond what words appropriate for a public blog post can possibly describe of Spencer’s last e-mail from
The People